Confucius say:

Man who fart in church, sits in pew.

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it WAS the road...

2. My friend Robert spilled purple paint all over himself

Now his new nickname is plum bob

3. What's the toughest commandment for IV drug users to follow?

Don't take God's name in vein.

4. Yo mama so fat...

When I say pride and ego, she thinks of fries and eggos.

5. What does a SpongeBob fan read?

The Eugene Herald

6. Liver failure

Girl walked up to me and said * your eyes are my favourite colour * and I replied with , *yellow?* I have a liver disease that tries my eye yellow or my skin I make jokes about im ok a can live fine with it.

7. Yo mama so fat, someone's chin is always on the ground when she's present (usually her own bottom chin).

8. What's the difference between a toddler and a half pound bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a half pound of cocaine fall out of a 53rd floor window.

9. I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

10. What do you call when an orphan gets kidnapped

a surprise adoption

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